Pleasant Birthday Wishes

It's somebody's birthday every week and every time I spend considerable amount of time on the Internet looking for that perfect wish - which not many people have heard of. This morning I had a thought - why not create my own list and post it online. I can categorize it according to how people search and they may get what they are looking for here.

So here a "Cheers" to a new start!

• May this year be your best ever.
  I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.
  Not just a year older, but a year better.
  Here's to another

• Pleased look forward,
  pleased to look behind,
  And count each birthday with a grateful mind. 

• Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.

• Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. 

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

• Money's tight
  Times are hard
  Here's you frigging birthday card 

• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

• Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

• You are only as old as you act.

• So many candles... so little cake.

• Happy Birthday to you,
  you live in a zoo,
  you smell like a monkey,
  and you look like one too.

• We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. 

• Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

• Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest.

• Wish u many many Happy returns of the day

• Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer
  New happiness that stays throughout the year
  Hope your birthday brings that to you my dear

• On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;

• I hope all of your wishes come true.
  May each hour and minute be filled with delight

• I already gave you my heart 1 years ago—this year all I can give you is a simple wish: Happy Birthday. And I hope you’re happier and more in love with me of course!

• Today, on your special day,
  My heart reaches out to you and pray,
  May He blesses you with happiness
  Today, tomorrow and forever

• A prayer: 2 bless ur way

• A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
  A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
  A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY 
• Because it is your Birthday,
  You get an extra hug,
  You also are entitled to,
  Another year of love.

• I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u

• This comes with many
  Loving thoughts & warm wishes
  I send 2 u,
  May ur day be filled with laughter
  On this ur special day & may the finest things
  In life always come
  Ur way happy birthday!

• May you have all the joy your heart can hold,

• All the smiles a day can bring,
  All the blessings a life can unfold,
  May you have Gods best in everything.

Happy birthday to you,

• Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
  Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared. 
• You can spend
• hundreds on birthdays,
  thousands on festivals,
  lakhs on weddings,
  but to celebrate
  all you have to spend is your TIME…. 
• Life is very short,
• So enjoy every moment,
  Dont lose your confidence
  Go always ahead.  

• For the world, i’s just another day,

• But for me today is the best day of the year!
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  Happy Birthday my love.
  
   
• Before the clock strikes 12,
  let me take the opportunity,
  to let you know that you,
  have grown a year more…
  Happy birthday
   
• “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.Happy Birthday

• Each year your birthday reminds me

• That I really want to say
  I’m very glad I know you;
  I think of you each day.
  I hope you enjoy your birthday

• May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love. Happy Birthday to someone who is forever young.

• This brings a birthday greeting
  and a wish for nothing less
  than good luck in the future
  and special happiness.
  Happy Birthday 

• You're another year older and another year wiser
  So put your brain to work
  And figure out there ain't no gift for you. 

• Two tips on your birthday:
• 1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
  2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one. 

• Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"

• Happy Birthday you old fart.
  You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you.
  Another year, another new place thet aches.
  One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

• The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

• It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. 

• With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)

• I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

• You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)